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R. Scott Clark
R.Scott Clark is the President of the Heidelberg Reformation Association, the author and editor of, and contributor to several books and the author of many articles. He has taught church history and historical theology since 1997 at Westminster Seminary California. He has also taught at Wheaton College, Reformed Theological Seminary, and Concordia University. He has hosted the Heidelblog since 2007.
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You can’t touch this.
Uh, oh. A local praise band might be looking for more hip attire. Don’t give the “worship leader” any ideas.
Hey, everybody, have you got a flowah
That changes lives, ooooh, what a powah
Comin’ from mah homies, number one is Piper
But he’s Baptistic, ooooh, makes me shudder
TULIP is the flowah everybody’s pickin’
Even heretics, just look at Rick Warren
It’s so cool, jump on the bandwagon
Just so you know, that’s not the Reformation
TULIP! TULIP! TU-TU-TU-TULIP!
Not the Reformation
TULIP! TULIP! TU-TU-TU-TULIP!
Just look at Rick Warren
TULIP! TULIP! TU-TU-TU-TULIP!
Number one is Piper
TULIP! TULIP! TU-TU-TU-TULIP!
Ooooh, it makes me shudder
(Repeat indefinitely until crowd frenzy ensues)
Thought I’d ride the rap bandwagon. 😀
Cracker Jack has a prize in every box (now usually stickers or a temporary tattoo), but in Europe they have these delightful hollow german chocolate “Kinder Eggs” with toys inside. They had so many cool little articulated creatures you could put together, but once in a while the toys were lame. We’ll never forget the worst one we ever got; a tiny plastic statuette of a Swiss Guard. Forevermore in our family when a present is a disappointment, somebody will mutter under their breath, “aww man! Swiss Guard!”
Hahahahaha!